Yo.

Really don't know what sort of image to put on an introduction post, so
instead, here is a picture of a blue hare that's about to knock the fuck out of
a red hare. And a gopher playing Harry Hill in the middle for some reason.
Enjoy.

I swear to the Gods above, this blog will last longer than a fortnight. Its not the first time that I've made this pledge to myself, but this time things will be different. I think.

You see my problem has always been that I just find too many things interesting. I will typically start a blog about camping for example, only to discover a few weeks later that it actually becomes rather difficult to write a weekly post about something you do maybe three times a year. Then I'll want to write on global politics, only to realise that actually that's really quite hard and that to do it properly on a daily basis you need not only full-time commitment, but a whole team of analysts to verify everything that is going on.

Lastly, having become frustrated by what can only be described as epic writers block, I might retire to my base impulses and begin spamming the internet with pictures of naked women which I in-turn copied and pasted from elsewhere on the web. Even that doesn't last long though as I suddenly remember that actually I have a wife (who if she knew what I was posting would likely have my testes floating in a jar of brine) and a newborn infant. Sudden realisation sets in that maybe its not really morally defensible after all. 

I've tried writing on Space, Aviation, Nationalism, Games, Science, Travel, Global Politics, History of Global Politics, the Occult, the Paranormal (ok that maybe the same as the occult, deal with it.) What I'm trying to say is that I'm not one of these Rainman type of people who spend their lives devoted in the pursuit of one thing. To me that is like purgatory. This blog then will just be shit I see in everyday life that I feel needs to be/would be humourous to discuss.

As you can probably guess, I enjoy writing. Its just that experience has shown me that as soon as I try and pigeon hole myself into a category it all seems to come apart at the seams and I'm left punching myself in the teeth in disappointment. 

My flip-flopping between topics and hobbies may also have something to do with Obsessive Compulsive Disorder which some cunt told me I had a while back, or maybe its just a form of mild retardation. Either way, it doesn't matter because this time, this time it will be different, and it'll survive my ridiculously short attention span.

As a point in motivating myself, if you come across this blog and its been inactive for over a year, you have my permission to track me down and beat me like a dog (to a degree, and not the face. That's how I make my living.)